Ah, yes, the sexual allure of drab totalitarian women…I love totalitarian women. I mean let’s face it, is there anything sexier than goose-stepping militant North Korean commie babes in short OD uniform skirts armed with AK-47s? Right, I didn’t think so. Check out the 60th anniversary parade.
North Korean female brigade
(OK, I know the boots are made from the hides of political prisoners, but they still look pretty hot on the girls.)
Another shot of the North Korean female soldiers (and there’s something very suggestive about the placement of those swords)
And let’s not forget these totalitarian North Korean female Navy recruits.
N. Korean totalitarian navy women up close and personal.
Authoritarian female soldiers up close (hahahaha, look at the leering male sausage eaters in the background).
Even more hot totalitarian women, this time Chinese (Chinese militia)
Kim’s narrowing it down–and the “winner” is…