Ah, yes, the sexual allure of drab totalitarian women…I love totalitarian women. I mean let’s face it, is there anything sexier than goose-stepping militant North Korean commie babes in short OD uniform skirts armed with AK-47s? Right, I didn’t think so. Check out the 60th anniversary parade.
North Korean Babe Brigade
More North Korean babes (Kim ll-sung sure has it made in the shade)*
(OK, I know the boots are made from the hides of political prisoners, but they still look pretty hot on the girls.)
Another shot of the North Korean babes in arms (and there’s something very suggestive about the placement of those swords)
And let’s not forget these totalitarian North Korean Navy recruits
N. Korean totalitarian navy babes up close and personal.
More incredible totalitarian women (of the OMG variety) on parade, this time in Russia (yes, Russia is still totalitarian, well at least authoritarian).
Totalitarian Russian female soldiers up close (Look at the leering sausage eaters in the background).
Totalitarian ladies, listen, if we ever meet on opposite sides in combat I will let you shoot me as long as you rest my bleeding head on your lap as I gaze into your luscious blue eyes. OK? Huh? Hello?…
Even more hot totalitiarian women (Chinese militia)
Believe it or not–even MORE hot totalitarian women
Oh please pretty please please give us more (God bless totalitarian women in uniform)
Kim’s narrowing it down–and the “winner” is…