Hold the rice

Posted: September 28, 2014 in Uncategorized

Now that George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are married the big question is when will they divorce.

The evidence against divorce: she’s quite attractive and has good bone structure and nice feet, things that will probably hold C’s attention for some time (Clooney, after all, has all the sophistication of a foot man).

On the nay side: Their respective lawyers had spent weeks laboriously piecing together a pre-nup for asset protection, a sure sign that the relationship is iffy to start with and the parties, left to a nasty dispute, are note to be trusted. More on the nay side: she’s merely a lawyer, he’s a first string star (at least for a few more years) so he’s probably feeling that she;s “married up,” not only to money but to the other stars of Mt Olympus–but of course as a guest only with no fame of her own.

UPDATE: I’ve seen pictures (how can you avoid them?) of the bride and noticed she has very skinny legs. Surely the Cloon can do better; there’s a lot of other women out there with great legs.. She’s also a lawyer which means she lies and can’t be trusted. I therefore declare this marriage null and void.


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