Quick Fact #32,000 German scientists/engineers put The Grand Banana Republic on the moon.
Quick Fact 150,000 The Grand Banana Republic knew well in advance that the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor.
Quick Fact #1,200,441 Some Native Grand Banana Republic tribes (sometimes called Indians) were among the cruelest people on earth.
Quick Fact #17 The Grand Banana Republic did not win WW2 in Europe; the Russians did.
Quick Fact #789,000 There is no such thing as an American.
Quick Fact #1 the Japanese are the smartest, most creative people on planet Earth (just listen to this interpretation of ‘Green Onions“).
Quick Fact #724 To escape religious persecution in England the Pilgrims sailed to Plymouth Rock so they could establish their own religious persecution in the New World.
…I know you’re thirsting for more but that’s all I have time for, knaves (Hahahaha).