Let’s hear it for the Big Shutdown…

Posted: October 3, 2013 in Uncategorized

Government shutdown…Take a big breath, open your eyes…you can see and smell it in the air.  The sky is bluer, the smog is gone, the UFOs have finally landed. The animals are free, people are already getting smarter. Crime is down 99.99%. Among the dirty masses hemorrhoids are clearing up faster than you can say the following word–yeoooowsa. Life is good. Candy cures cancer like Superman in a single bound. And on and on. Now if it would only last.

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