A Pakistani Christian woman’s dilemma

Posted: August 27, 2013 in Religion, Society

“I’ve been told you’ve insulted our Prophet [peekaboo, you know who that is]. You know what happens to anyone who attacks the holy Prophet Mohammed [she sipped water from a cup belonging to a muslim woman]. You can redeem yourself only by conversion or death.” Here (4 part story at the “NY Post”.) What would I do in such a situation? Simple (well, simple for me because I’m a radical superdooper atheist) I’d convert in like three seconds, then MOVE TO A NONISLAMIC COUNTRY PRONTO, then unconvert. Remember once caught up in death there are no alternatives. Beesides, unconverting from any religion is very easy. You drink three glasses of warm water, take two aspirins, spin around on your heels three times and state in a strong, visceral voice: I UNCONVERT. Presto: you are free (at least until you convert back to your old or a different religion). Here’s another story on this.

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