President Hu Jintao (and the other guy)

Posted: January 19, 2011 in Current events
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China’s prez visits the Grand Banana Republic but makes no promises about feeding our hungry and homeless.

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Related: Everyone has probably seen Obama bowing to various heads of state; most recently he’s been bowing to China’s president Hu Jintao. Even though Hu is from a prosperous and superior first world nation (unlike our third world landfill) Obama does not need to bow to show respect. Here’s what  China Orbit recommends: “A brief handshake serves as greeting, as the majority of Chinese people who interact with Europeans have become accustomed to shaking hands and are surprised when someone offers a short bow. It’s advisable, when greeting a superior or equal, to direct your gaze downward and to avoid direct eye contact.”

Related: Grand Banana Republic leader experiences deer caught in Chinese headlights syndrome. Hilarious.

 

I hope he doesn't order me to take our flag down.

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