To the Finland Station…

Posted: November 18, 2010 in Society
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If you’re tired of seeing 300 pound BigMac & fries chompers with green teeth and head lice, grotesquely over-cosmeticized bulimics walking around the malls in pajamas irradiating the air with warm whiffs of residual vomit breath, nose-ringed purple-lipped hairy foul-mouthed navel-condiment slingers in Huggs, or garishly tattooed biker chicks in black combat boots and exhaust-sooted thongs riding high up from ripped low hanger jeans  then head out to the Finland Station and recharge your libido. Did you know that Finland is the number one producer of natural blondes? I bet you thought it was Sweden or Norway. Yeah, that’s how much you know.

 

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