Holy gender apartheid, Batman. Yes, our lovely First Lady inadvertently shook the hand of a Muslim man. Didn’t her husband teach her the First Rule of multiculturalism? Do not shake the hand of a Muslim man if you are a mere woman. Muslim religion considers women to be dirty (as in unclean) and they don’t like, er, well, a “dirty hand” on their clean hand. Now no doubt he’ll have to do that fetish surgeon thing and wash for about twenty minutes. “This much of the most over-the-top, obsequious outreach effort[to Islamic gender apartheid] in memory didn’t quite go as planned: As James Thurber once observed: ‘You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.’ ” Here (Jihad Watch). Sounds about right.