New Number one guy

Posted: November 5, 2010 in Current events
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Probably ever since WW 2 the President of the Grand Banana Republic was considered the most powerful man in the world. How times have changed. According to Forbes Magazine the new #1 is–Chinese president Hu Jintao. This must be a double whammy week  for Obama; not only did he lose a good portion of Congress but now he’s reduced to number two status in the world as China pulls ahead into the future. Here (Daily Mail). This must be why the President is stroking his ego by visiting India with forty aircraft, thirty-four warships, tons upon tons of armored cars, and 500 security personnel in a two hundred million per day extravaganza party. His vist also includes  booking the entire Taj Mahal Hotel. That’s not all:  Military engineers will build a kilometer long bomb-proof over-ground tunnel so the president may walk through congested areas; in addition the tunnel “would be centrally air-conditioned, fitted with close-circuit television cameras, and will be heavily guarded at every point…” (here). Oh, and of course let’s not forget the coconuts being removed from trees in his path (here).

Good evening, President Hu Jintao, I, your humble servant from the Grand Banana Republic, bow to you, Most Glorious New Number One. (An aside heard from Pres. Jintao: “Bow lower, Numb 2, bow lower, brush off the dust from my shoes with those enormous ears…)

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