Ah, relishing Chinglish

Posted: May 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

Chinglish: What is it? Simply the Asian form of mangled English (not for the squeamish).

“…Those who have had a bit too much monolithic tree mushroom stem squid could find themselves requiring roomier attire: extra-large sizes sometimes come in “fatso” or “lard bucket” categories. These and other fashions can be had at the clothing chain known as Scat…” Here.

More examples here.

Patriots! Militiamen! How long will you let the Asian hordes crucify our English toothiness and verbal magnifications and desires of edification? Speak, man, or forever be silent and beguiled…


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