Love God Larry

Posted: April 16, 2010 in Current events
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With Larry King’s upcoming divorce you ask the obvious question. Why has Larry been married so many times (nine?), i.e.,  what is it about him that attracts so many beautiful women? Is he the male version of Elizabeth Taylor?  I’ll give you the simple answer: Larry King has the two things all women want in a man: great hair to twirl around their fingers and tons upon tons of money. If being married to Larry is livin’ large than getting divorced from him is really livin’ large. But both parties are happy. Larry gets a great bedmate who makes believe she really likes him (and who changes his diapers on a regular basis)  and she gets an enormous payday from her nursing home duties.

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