The sin of mixed vegetables

Posted: July 12, 2007 in Religion
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American commanders cite…that in Baqouba (a city in Iraq), al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders.

No, evidently it is not even acceptable to these radicals if the female vegetables are wearing burkas. Of course these vegetables here do look…er, well, kind of indecent.

Note: I don’t know know which vegetable is considered female but it’s probably the tomato. I mean, we’ve all heard the expression, She sure is a hot tomato or Wow, what a hot tomato… And the cucumber, well that really does look phallic…

Will these gay carrots be stoned to death?

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  1. […] And let us not forget about the sin of mixed vegetables. […]

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