Posts Tagged ‘Youtube’

From across the digital divide comes–Youtube comment  pleasantries for your humble enjoyment…

“…you’re the fag 4 hiding behind a queer username dozydoodles 2 attack people w/ fighting words like a coward! U lucky I just won $10,000 or I’d hunt u down & shove a 1 volume encyclopedia up yur throat–u r a fuck thing whatever U are male female she/he..fuc off if u know what’s good for U & dont contact me…I wish I could foc yur mom, yur aunt, & your grandma on the beach while you’re tied up-Older babes like your mom & aunt need the sand pounded off their hairy pussies, right, dozydick?…”

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Comment analysis with the intention of indicating possible suggestions of improvement for communication purposes.

up yur throat” ??? Isn’t that supposed to be down…?

What’s a fuck thing? Isn’t that a blowup doll?

Reduncancy: “male female she/he”…

“don’t contact me” (?) Don’t worry about that.

“tied up-Older babes” You mean tied up cougars?  Then say cougars.

“sand pounded off their hairy…” Evidently this is synonymous with the term “intense copulation on the beach.”

The big question of course is to what extent do genetics play a role in commenting on Youtube. In other words were some commenters simply born this way, operating from gene inheritance, and have no other recourse? Or has this been taught in the schools? Huh? Or is it severe mind drag from thumb texting eight hours a day? If these people are trolls do they live under bridges?

 

Catchy spelling song, to wit…

“I wake up every morning
And I head to my PC
To read about PS3
But when I check the gaming forum
Your mistakes are all I see
A grammatical catastrophe…”

Hey, audio at the link…Please please submit to illiterate Youtube commenter freakazoids, among others).

Finally!

Posted: October 11, 2008 in Uncategorized
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Youtube gets smart with an “audio preview” feature – intended to “humiliate the illiterate and inane commenters into rethinking their posts” .  There’s also the Firefox add-on called “YouTube Comment Snob” you can use to filter out the crap. Unfortunately many commenters won’t see anything inappropriate with what they wrote and how it sounds when it’s played back to them (can’t you tell that by simply re-reading it?). Better yet, when you go on Youtube ignore the comments altogether.