TSA breast milk in a glass cage fiasco

“…….He said TSA wants me to play along with their horse and pony show and if I don’t then TSA can have the Phoenix PD arrest me! Well, I wanted to get home to my baby and my flight was 30 minutes from departure so I ‘played along.’ Three Phoenix PD watched in the background…I could tell they all knew this was a waste of their time but I was happy to have them standing by in case TSA continued to act out of line…  Here.

Uh-oh, satire merges with reality (in case you don’t realize it, that’s a bad sign)

Above: the satire

Below: the reality:

(Besides thanking the TSA, let’s also thank Islam, the Immigration and Visa authority, the anti-profilers, the U.S government, etc., etc., etc…)

Related: When in danger profiling is rational.

Related: I may never return to Israel (airport security in Israel).

Related: Why Muslims should be profiled:  Islamic education for the young (they’ll be boarding planes soon enough).

“Call for backup…I think we have a weapon here…I can feel it…”

Another legal question concerning airport security (TSA): if during a crotch check an aroused man (hey it doesn’t take much) gets an erection could that then be considered a club, and hence a concealed weapon?

“You tryin’ to sneak this club aboard, pal?… Call for backup! “

The Grand Banana Republic airport freak show continues…

"How dare you!!!!"

“Last Thursday I was flying to LA on the Midnight flight. I went through security my usual sour stuff. I beeped, and was shuttle to the ‘toss-em’ line. A security guy came over. I assumed the position. I had a button up shirt on that was untucked. He reached around while he was behind me and grabbed around my front pocket. I guess h was going for my flashlight but the area could have loosly been called ‘crotch.’ I said, ‘You have to ask me before you touch me or it’s assault.’ He said, ‘Once you cross that line, I can do wahtever I want.’ ” Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller) gets riled up over frisky hands. Here……Shhhhhh, Penn, here’s a hint for next time. All you have to do is dress as a Muslim woman, replete with veil and head covering and you’ll be ushered right through……FLASH HOLD EVERYTHING STRIKE THAT LAST SARCASTIC SENTENCE…coming in off the wires: TSA says it will NOT make exemptions based on religious beliefs…Islamic organizations up in arms (really mad, smoldering, hot under the burka, brimming with outrage…………………..Here’s a direct quote from a Somali terrorist just back from a religious training camp in Yemen, Why should we be subject to the same patdowns and body scans as infidels? Why? Tell us why.) Here. (Of course the big question is, will they stick to this policy. Well, we’ll see in a couple of weeks. But keep in mind, this is what happened in Canada.)

 

Life in the Grand Banana Republic: today’s episode–armed fascist 12-kopper pat down of petite (but hot) young woman whose only crime was she didn’t want her breasts twisted and crotch fingered with the cruel cold barrel of a gun by leering masturbating* TSA agents

The new Stalinism: airport “security” in the Grand Banana Republic.

*I made up the “masturbating” part; it may have happened afterwards of course, but it didn’t occur when they handcuffed her to a chair and screamed in her face and tore up her flight ticket (as far as I know).

Below: We’re actually at the point where satire has become reality

ATTENTION ATTENTION: Following the anal cavity and vagina search all women will secrete breast milk for liquid explosives testing.

Related: Body scans and genital pat downs

Related: Official TSA training video (a must see–another example of how satire has more or less become reality)

Related: Naked hiney and crotch syndrome

Related: Flight attendants say: hands off my privates

Related: Here’s the super irony in all of this: Though it’s because of radical Islamic terrorism we’re getting searched in the first place radical muslim groups are now advising muslims to avoid patdowns and full body scans on religious grounds. Figures. Read more of the super irony here. Here’s an example of how this works: because of political correctness run amok in Canada Muslim women there are allowed to circumvent security as they go through airports. Here. Yes, the West is getting very strange.

Homeland security:naked hiney (and crotch) syndrome

Homeland security agent of the TSA gawks at naked hiney (and crotch) shots: Her thoughts? Wow, I gotta save this for my screen wallpaper. But could there be other reasons behind saving  naked hiney shots? Here’s an article on the subject.