Considering it’s been established that Tiger Wood’s wife, Elin Nordegren, who is white and blond (therefore innately endowed with Nazi tendencies), had been responsible for the facial lacerations Woods (who is half black) suffered will she now be charged with a hate crime (or more accurately, a half hate) crime? Legal analysis: Let’s face it, we can’t have a wild racist white woman running around loose out there attacking a famous black golfer (even if they are married). No word yet from the Racial Gods of Mount Olympus: Al Zeus Sharpton or Jesse Hercules Jackson. Maybe Obama will suggest a beer summit. Remember the words of Rodney King: Can’t we all get along?