Libido

Someone asked me the other day if I had any preference in women–especially whether I prefer liberal VS conservative women. Though generally I’m right of center on several issues I have to admit I cannot stand conservative women, In fact, creepy women like Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter, et al  (especially those  in the Phyllis Schafley vein)  leave me downright drained of libido.

“The activity”

You probably remember last year when an Abercrombie and Fitch advertising campaign–showing pseudo quasi somewhat slighly suggestive images– was accused of being obscene. Well now the decency bandwagon is out for a fifty foot tall poster from Calvin Klein featuring “three young men and a young woman entangled half-clothed (a male and female kissing) as a third man lays at their feet, either undressing or putting his pants back on.”  The Christian Family Association is up in arms: “Not only the billboard, but a company — a corporate giant in America — feels it appropriate to put a semi-nude photograph in a major billboard in a high-traffic area where tens of thousands of children see this kind of activity going on…” What can we say? Clearly, in plain view–it’s fifty foot tall!–passersby (mothers, children, tourists, squirrels and chipmunks (not to mention pigeons) will be assaulted by the obvious, i.e., the “activity.” And the activity is clear: this is what mothers and squirrels will think: That this sexual liaison has lasted so far a full day and night (or night and day), that these sweating oiled youths have not eaten nor slept for fear of disrupting the flow of onrushing orgasms, that their stomachs are growling but their libidos are growling louder. Their libidos–they are becoming one–a collective libido. There’s no stopping. This is sex with a capital x. Their sexual engergy has been amplified four times the power of one. Yet, incredibly, they obviously have not got to the real sex yet because their clothes are still mostly on. OMG cries a mother (or squirrel). Yes, OMG: when this foursome-as-one is fully naked all hell’s going to break loose (clearly the sofa will have to be thrown out). It’s clear their massed entangled libido is yet to fullfil its destiny. (This is terrible cries a pigeon. Indecent.)

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By the way Salvadore Dali painted a similar scene back in 1963.

Greatest show on earth

“…The circus was sexually charged, too, according to Halperin. One ex-female acrobat tells him Cirque was run by “horny little boys” whose goal was “to [bleep] as many women as they could until they dropped dead. They were all decent human beings until it came to women . . . They would not take ‘no’ for answer. First they tried to charm you — they were certainly most charming — and if that didn’t work they’d ply you with the most expensive booze, get you stoned, and voila, the next morning you’d wake up in their bed naked…” Cirque du Soleil

“The book with no name”

The terrible and fatal consequences of masturbation described in the 1844 Paris edition of The Book With No Name.

The pleasures of WWI

Man does not live in the trenches alone. Poison gas, machine guns and artillery bombardments could not keep these soldiers from their appointed rounds…”As dusk descended on the little French village, casting its shadows over the war-ravaged countryside all around, a British clergyman marched up to the door of the local brothel, pushed it open and strode…inside…” Read Sex and the Somme

Cyber Sutra–Meet India’s Savita Bhabhi

Cyber Sutra: India’s online eroticism: India’s “first online pornographic comic book strip is luring tens of thousands of internet viewers, who are logging on for a daily dose of stimulation and humour courtesy of the buxom Savita Bhabhi…”Who is she? “Savita Bhabhi is a busty and artfully drawn Indian housewife who loves her husband, Ashok Patel, but gets bored during the long days she spends alone at home while he is busy at the office. The full colour cartoons detail her fun-filled adventures with everyone from the door-to-door lingerie salesman (“Can you help me please… The hook is stuck.”) to two energetic young men who lose their cricket ball in her garden and a hunky cousin visiting from the US. In every episode, Savita’s bountiful charms and washboard-flat abdomen ensure she always snares her target…” Well greetins from New Jersey USA, Savita Bhabhi–May god grant you eternal life and prosperity even though you’re only a cartoon.

Obligatory sin and damnation warning: This link directs you to this erotic cartoon series. Obligatory sin and damnation warning 2:  This post in no way is meant to demean Indian barebreasted cartoon women. Women of all races, creeds and ethnic groups can be barebreasted cartoon characters. FMC does not and will not condone any kind of barebreasted female cartoon sterotyping. If you are looking for barebreasted female cartoon sterotyping please go elsewhere.