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Scot Tshirt shop owner bloke puts out some funniness (jokey stuff)…T shirt wishes happiness to English rivals at World Cup and all that: “Anyone But England” (you know, ABE) and all that. Ink printed right on T shirt front (right where the Blokes of England can see it)…Call is made by blokes that can see it after racist foulness comes into play…Racism police knock on door…Officers check merchandise for racism ingredients…Finally nix it all with a jaunty jokey “It’s not racism – it’s football” (but lo and behold Scot Government rep bloke says: “It’s important to recognise people could take offence”)…All in all happy ending: T shirt owner bloke escapes the Tower. Tally ho (and all that)…
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