Halloween today (hooooorayyyyy)

We love Halloween, but it’s under attack by the forces of the Sky People. “Cease now oh children of devil spawn, rise up and speak no more of this night of horror–and remove those masks of the evil underworld.”

Catholic Church–you probably remember them from the Spanish Inquisition (among other horrors) says Halloween is the Devil’s work.

PC Brigade comes after scary masks

Pope says Halloween is dangerous

Islam says…”… not a religious holiday at all. It glorifies evil. It’s a Pagan holiday, and it glorifies devil worship.“

PS: I’m waiting for the PC Brigade to start calling Halloween RACIST (including being Islamophobic), or have they done that already?