Love this video (again)

I’ve posted this video before and I’m posting it again. Why? Because it’s that good, that awesome (now don’t panic, but some of these people could be your neighbors.) I watch it every night before bedtime.

The 72 virgins: a tragic religious soap opera in 72 lines

…ENTER LARGE-BREASTED VIRGINS [STAGE LEFT]–

1st virgin: OMG did you see my new matyred husband?
2nd virgin: OMG yes!
3rd virgin: What did he carry–extra explosives?
4th virgin: Oh, Jesus Christ, he looks awful.
5th virgin: Yeah, good luck in bed…
6th virgin: That really shits.
7th virgin: What the hell is al qaeda sending us!
8th virgin: There’s only so many of us, girls, we can end up with a hundred of those each.
9th virgin: Yeah, it could get to be a real dilemma or somethin’.
10th virgin: Oh, stop complaining, girls.
11th virgin Looks who’s talking, your martyred husband only lost two arms, his feet and a liver down there.
12th virgin: Yeah, stop complaining.
13th virgin: Hell, two arms and a liver and a couple of feet only?
14th virgin: Yeah, I’ve met him; his other parts are intact.
15th virgin: At least what’ve you’ve seen…(snicker, snicker…)
16th virgin: Mine lost his torso and some other parts.
17th virgin: You’re still lucky, mine has no head.
18th virgin: How do you kiss?
19th virgin: That’s the problem; we have to get very creative.
20th virgin: Poor dear, and you’re so pretty.
21st virgin: My martyred husband and I don’t kiss either.
22nd virgin: Yeah, I’ve seen him (yuk).
23rd virgin: Can’t they use smaller backpacks and bombs?
24th virgin: No, they gotta use regulation size.
25th virgin: Damn it!
26th virgin: I don’t have a martyred husband yet.
27th virgin: You don’t?
28th virgin: No, she’s always alone. Can’t you see that?
29th virgin: Don’t tease her, girls, it’s not her fault.
30th virgin: Yeah, no teasing.
31st virgin: Well, dear, maybe you’ll get lucky.
32nd virgin: She will.
33rd virgin: Yeah, haven’t we all (heh heh).
34th virgin: Yeah, right (heh heh).
35th virgin: Oh, I hope our prospects get better.
36th virgin: What about those female martyrs we’re hearing so much about.
37th virgin: Why, don’t tell me you’d consider going lesbo…
38th virgin: Of course she wouldn’t…
39th virgin:Yeah, what happens to them anyway?
40th virgin: I heard they go to a different paradise.
41st virgin: This is the only one, deary. It’s here or nowheresville.
42nd virgin. Duh…
43rd virgin: Whatever.
44th virgin: Well, I bet they’re a real mess too.
45th virgin: Yeah.
46th virgin: Poor dears.
47th virgin: Well, you know what they say: You play with fire, you get burned by fire.
48th virgin: Who says that?
49th virgin: The Christians or somebody.
50th virgin: Jesus, I hate Christians.
51st virgin: Yeah, me too.
52nd virgin: Yeah, and get a load of that Pope guy.
53rd virgin: What’s that contraption he rides in?
54th virgin: Pope mobile.
55th virgin: Pope mobile?
56th virgin: Yeah.
57th virgin: Does it have a combustion engine?
58th virgin: Naw, I think he pushes it with his feet…
59th virgin: Yeah, like one of them Flintstone cars.
60th virgin: Exactly…great cartoon by the way.
61st virgin: Yeah, I have the complete DVD set. I love their pet Dino.
62nd virgin: Oh, don’t let You-Know-Who see it. Willma and Betty don’t wear much.
63rd virgin: Don’t worry, I have them hidden under my burka.
64th virgin: Cool.
65th virgin: You know what DVD set I wanna get? Desperate Housewives.
66th virgin: Which.
67th virgin: Desperate Housewives?
68th virgin: Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s about these upper middle class American Christian wives.
69th virgin: I heard of that; it’s about them and their evil Christian husbands.
70th virgin: You know what, girls?
71st virgin: What?
72nd virgin: We out to make our own show…We can call it Desperate Virgins.

–EXIT LARGE-BREASTED VIRGINS [STAGE RIGHT]