Gotta love the N Koreans

They know how to march; I swear to god I can’t wait to join:

Don’t snicker: this could be USA in ten years

“…When the time came, the condemned man was displayed in the streets before being led to the place of execution, where he was made to sit on the ground, head bowed, so everyone could get a good look at him. He was dressed in a garment designed by army scientists for public executions, a greyish one-piece suit made of very thick, fleece-lined cotton. That way, when the bullets are fired, the blood doesn’t spurt out but is absorbed by this fabric, which turns red. The body is thrown on a cart and then abandoned in the mountains for the dogs to eat…” Read article here.

Living dead in N Korea

“The condemned inmate, his body torn apart by guard dogs, slumped unconscious as the three executioners fired. The bullets shattered his skull, splattering blood near other prisoners forced to watch…People were seized with fear but no one could say anything…If a female inmate got pregnant…she and her lover would be shot to death publicly. Then… prison guards would cut open her womb, remove the fetus and …feed it to guard dogs.” Read story here.

The sexual allure of drab totalitarian women

Ah, yes, the sexual allure of drab totalitarian women…I love totalitarian women. I mean let’s face it, is there anything sexier than goose-stepping militant North Korean commie babes in short OD uniform skirts armed with AK-47s? Right, I didn’t think so. Check out the 60th anniversary parade.

North Korean Babe Brigade

More North Korean babes (Kim ll-sung sure has it made in the shade)*

(OK, I know the boots are made from the hides of political prisoners, but they still look pretty hot on the girls.)

Another shot of the North Korean babes in arms (and there’s something very suggestive about the placement of those swords)

And let’s not forget these totalitarian North Korean Navy recruits

N. Korean totalitarian navy babes up close and personal.

More incredible totalitarian women (of the OMG variety) on parade, this time in Russia  (yes, Russia is still totalitarian, well at least authoritarian).

Totalitarian Russian female soldiers up close (Look at the leering sausage eaters in the background).

Totalitarian ladies, listen, if we ever meet on opposite sides in combat I will let you shoot me as long as you rest my bleeding head on your lap as I gaze into your luscious blue eyes. OK? Huh? Hello?…

Even more hot totalitiarian women (Chinese militia)

Believe it or not–even MORE hot totalitarian women

Oh please pretty please please give us more (God bless totalitarian women in uniform)

Even under that totalitarian Islamic burka I can tell she’s hot.

Hmmmmm….which one tonight (you lucky dictator you)?

Kim’s narrowing it down–and the “winner” is…

Does the very short ghost of the very short Kim Jong-il walk among us?

Is nothing real anymore? To be more specific,  is Kim Jong-il, the Dear Leader of North Korea for real? And at the risk of being a punster, has he been more “il” than we thought? “The question has baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years but now a veteran Japanese expert (and who’s to argue with Japanese experts) on North Korea says the “dear leader” is actually dead – and his role is played by a double…The expert says Kim died of diabetes in 2003 and world leaders including Vladimir Putin of Russia and Hu Jintao of China have been negotiating with an impostor. ” Continue reading story here.

Now here’s an interesting update (hmmmmm): Kim absent from big anniversary parade

Uh-oh, looks like we’re getting closer to point.