Posts Tagged ‘Jesus’

The rivals of Jesus

Posted: September 12, 2008 in Religion
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Back in the days before Global Warming and iPhones there was no dearth of would-be Messiahs, of which Jesus was just one (e.g. see Apollonius of Tyana). Jesus, however,  got lucky somewhere along the line. Maybe that slickly publicised Lazurus trick really clinched it for him–oh, and let’s not forget Emperor Constantine. From National Geographic’s Secret Bible (video excerpt (by the way, this link is for the long version).

CAUTIONARY NOTE: Before watching this please keep in mind that the Spanish Inquisition comedy team of Pat Robertson and Benny Hinn have placed a curse upon it. Anyone who views it will go blinder than Stevie Wonder and will die a horrible death from syphllis, with festering sores spreading over their enire body (not that you’ll be able to see them).

CAUTIONARY NOTE 2: You may want to watch at least Part 1 of the movie Zeitgeist, available here, which clearly and verifiably documents the mostly Egyptian and Roman myths that Christianity is based upon. Unfortunately Part 2 is extremely controversial, exploring “conspiracies” of  9/11, -but don’t let that throw you off from the first part. Part 3 is about the Federal reserve bank, one-world governement and war.