The Hasidic Jewish war against scantily clad hipster cyclists

Ahhh, but not so fast, you religious fanatics you…scantily clad hipster cyclists have also decalred war, a secular war, and are now asserting themselves (let’s have three cheers for scantily clad hipster cyclists) by rezoning (via white spray paint) their old bike lanes (which, to use the Hasidic claim,  had “posed a danger to their religiion”). There is no place for religious sensibilities in a public domain; it’s even in the constitution, something to do with that little thing called  seperation of church and street. So remember this: when scantily clad hipster cyclists win we all win. Here.