FLASH… ESPN suspends sportcaster Bob Griese. What happened? Well I’ll tell you. Turns out Bob is a Nazi taco RACIST. “During ESPN’s broadcast of the Minnesota-Ohio State game Saturday, a graphic was shown listing the top five drivers in NASCAR’s points race. Fellow analyst Chris Spielman asked where was Montoya, who is Colombian. Griese replied he was “out having a taco.” Holy shit. Out having a taco? What is it Martin Luter King Rodney King said?…Can’t we all get along? Obviously not with taco Nazi mass killer screaming poison punker taco RACISTS like Griese spewing out his RACISM and Nazism and filthy RACIST Nazi punkism on national TV. Read the RACIST taco story here.
Note: please boycott Taco Bell; they make the tacos used by RACISTS.
Personal note: I want to inject this personal note if I may. It’s been playing on my mind for some time now (and they say confession is good for the soul). One of my aunts is Spanish and once when she was visiting us my mother asked where Aunt Lucinda [not her real name; the name has been changed to protect the innocent] was. I told my mother she, Aunt Lucinda (again not her real name], was probably at the Mexican restaurant in town eating a taco. I confess and regret to say that at the time I did not know this was a Nazi phrase probably used many times by Hitler and Eichmann and Dr. Mengele. I am happy to state that I do not use this horrendous RACIST phrase anymore.