I don’t know, all the entries aren’t in yet, but this info-commercial may be our highest cultural achievement of the past 25 years.
Archive for April, 2011
Great moments in Grand Banana Republic culture
Posted: April 26, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: Cultural achievement
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Another example of multiculturalism in action. Argument at Sikh temple in NYC descends into sword fight–with real swords (“Holy Diversity, Batman!”).
The Grand Royal Wedding of Silliness
Posted: April 26, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: Monarchy, Royal Wedding
Yes, itish approachith –The Grand Royal Wedding… The main fictional characters being Prince Silly Pudgy of the Royal Oafs and Adorable Bony-Kneed Constipated Kate (oh, and I’m sure this clown will be attending–say hello for me).
Inside the increasingly brutal Grand Banana Republic
Posted: April 23, 2011 in Current eventsTags: Dystopia
The Grand Banana Republic condemns violence in Mid-East and crack downs on democracy in China but ignores the brutal practices of its own fascist state. Go here for one common example about police mercilessly beating a man, then arresting the guy who filmed them).
Life (for millions) in the Grand Banana Republic
Posted: April 23, 2011 in UncategorizedTags: Homelessness
What is an Obama fallout shelter? It should be called a capitalist fallout shelter, but never mind, you can see it in some of these photos (and go here; make sure you pull down the “Show More” under the video to get a full description of this family).
“………..too many damsels attend [Tyler] Perry’s productions with the sole intent of receiving the type of male love and affection they don’t or won’t get at home. Like the recluse after an ejaculation, most of Perry’s fans leave the movie theater with pleasant thoughts and visual orgasms that instantly expire the very moment they reach the auditorium’s exit doors…” Here.
Related: Here’s a little on the Spike Lee Tyler /Perry feud (touches on the same concerns as the article above).
It doesn’t matter what place you pick, Denny’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, et al, this uncivil behavior is getting pretty common.
Theological question of the day: If God wanted peace in the world why did he build fast food joints, huh?
Secular question of the day: Fries with that brutality?
A few examples of the GBR’s fast food life (hey, let’s pick on Denny’s; it seems to be a hotbed of assholes):
Battle of the morons at Denny’s
Yeah, there’s plenty more but I don’t have all night to post this crap.
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UPDATE: McDonald’s this time: black racists attack white girl in McDonald’s grease joint. (Now you might ask, how I know this is racist as such? Well I’m just applying the Al Sharpton Classification of Racial Antagonism Law, which clearly states that if a person or group (who happens to be W) attacks, singles out another person or group (who happens to be B) for violence or abuse that is in fact a raciist act–case closed).
UPDATE: Now even kops are fighting at the trans fat joints.
“…You’d think the sheer momentum of such a behemoth [Blockbuster]would make them unbeatable. And yet, here we are. Earlier today came word that Dish Network was buying Blockbuster’s assets out of bankruptcy court for around $230 million — in cash. This is the same company that Viacom once paid $8.4 billion for (and later spun them off in their own multi-billion dollar IPO). The fall from grace is almost unbelievable…” If The Grand Banana Republic is like Blockbuster then China must be Netflix. Here.
