The Grand Banana Republic (cont.')

Yes as the Grand Banana Republic loses its investment status to Brazil and China, as the jobless clamor for food (and as Colin Powell boastfully responds by hiring illegal aliens to work on his house), as our corporate banks snort money like cocaine, as massive  immigration fuels calls to abandon free speech (as we know it), as our radical Muslims sit in mosques masturbating over our mass destruction, as our big fat surly burly koppers become increasingly hooked on tasers and deadly force for the hell of it, as our wars stretch to seven eight nine years, as our infrastructure deteriorates , as our politicians ask openly now for lobby money (aka bribes)…well, ninnies, there is only one place for the GBR to go–farther down the food chain.