97 tear old Millvina Dean dies; she was the last surviving soul from the Titanic disaster. Thank God she’s dead; thank god the last survivor is dead now so we won’t have to hear about these people anymore. Every time one died over the years it would make front pages, TV news screens, internet headlines. You’d think they were the only ones who ever survived a terrible accident. Look around, the world’s full of survivors who never get mentioned when they finally kick off. Millvina, you were probably a nice person and all, and no hard feelings, but thank god you’re gone.
(NOTE: I especially I hate the name Titanic; it’s because that mishap was the basis for so many shit movies, especially that god-awful piece of sickening romantic diarrhea version with Leonard DiCaprio.)