Latest culture watch headlines:
We congratulate Madonna of Scotland and Guy Ritchie on their upcoming divorce. In fact, this pop icon has reportedly been lambasting Ritchie onstage . At stake here is the pot of gold worth about 600 mil. Madonna’s the big loser of course. Ritchie could get half, which from his POV means this marriage and having had to share a bed with this beastly cob must have been well worth the sacrifice.
Teen age puppy love couple Rolling Stones’ 94 year old Ronnie Woods and eleven year old Russian Ekaterina Ivanova take a stroll in London. The lovers stopped at a local cafe for coffee (even though Ekaterina isn’t old enough to drink caffine).
Dennis Leary kicks some autistic butt with some deep psychological insight; as you may know, Leary acquired a Masters degree in autistic research when he was inĀ the sixth grade, his highest level of education. See for yourself, here it is straight from the great doctor’s mouth: “There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation
for why their dumb-ass kids can’t compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don’t give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you – yer kid is NOT autistic. He’s just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.”

