Cleavage etiquette

Considering all the analysis and comment that accompanied Hillary Clinton’s cleavage experiment during her presidential bid I think it’s high time now that we, including Ms Clinton,  practiced some sort of basic cleavage etiquette. Know the right time to display, and the right time to cover, know the right time to look and the right time to avert your eyes–good sense stuff like that. The following extract is from an important article on this subject.  “Because the cleavage is a sexual display, there are occasions when it is inappropriate. Receiving communion, supervising young offenders’ community projects and, especially, school sports day spring to mind. People (for which read other women) will assume you are desperate and looking to grab a man. So, cover up – unless, of course, you are desperate, and don’t mind being regarded by your flat-chested sisters as a scheming tart when all the fathers present are glued to your perky performance in the egg-and-spoon race, hot in anticipation of more than the egg bouncing out..” Continue reading article in the Times-Online.

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