Down side of holding a job: co-workers

There’s a list of worker types at Broo Waha (“Too legit to quit, but I wish you would”) This is number three: “(3) The Oversexed Nympho: My god! Just looking at you could send someone’s hormones into such a frenzy that they would have to fight off the urge to hump the nearest inanimate object. Your suggestive remarks and constant butt-slapping wouldn’t bother me as much if the President of the company wasn’t standing right behind us. That skirt you wore last week? I am pretty sure I could see your ovaries it was so short.”

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