“After performing an analysis of school shootings in the last decade, researchers at the Shyness Research Institute in Indiana say that the perpetrators are likely to suffer from cynical shyness–an extreme form of shyness that predominantly affects males and can lead to violent behavior.”
More anti-cynical news: Cynical Husband Disapproves of Wife’s Friendship with Man. Well, it’s obvious the wife’s male friend lusts for her body (I know I would, and that’s despite my cynical shyness).
