Charlie Gibson retiring: yahoooo yayyyyyyy yahoooooooo

Charlie Gibson retiring Dec 18th. He says he’s sick of having to present each night and with such passion politically correct news items that he knows are guided by a left wing agenda at ABC…Actually he didn’t say that. I haven’t even watched him since he’s been a news anchor. I’m still glad he’s leaving and I’m gonna circle the date on my desktop (party day). I like it when any news anchor or host steps down. Let’s keep the line moving please….

Goldman Sachs armed [and considered dangerous]!

” ‘ I just wrote my first reference for a gun permit,” said a friend, who told me of swearing [and therefore lying] to the “good character” [quotes added] of a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. [a criminal organization] banker  who applied to the local police for a permit to buy a pistol. The banker had told this friend of mine that senior Goldman people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to–”  You threatening us, you corrupt banker punks you? Wanna piece of us you punks you? Yeah, Sachs scum, come and get us you Goldman  punks you. Your weapons don’t scare us. Come and get us you punks you.

Girls, please stop with the grotesque tattoos already

How to ruin a beautiful body. Looks like some creeping vine disease. This particular story is here.

(Past post on the subject: Heavy Ink Syndrome)

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Related: When good hinies go bad: I don’t think tatoo ink can kill but enhanced buttocks can. So if you’re thinking  of going the bigger better firmer rounder lustier more magnificent more incredible jello shaking buttocks route (gluteoplasty) take a little time to think of the poor and the late Miss Argentina.

Did the corrupt and inept Bush administration intentionally let bin Laden slip away?

Ever since the confused debacle in Tora Bora I thought this was the case. There’s no concrete proof but the circumstances point toward the truth.

The audacity of Emperors

Well, let’s hope America’s Imperial Presidency never reaches this state of audacity:

“Taking a pee in ancient Rome was not without its dangers. Under Tiberius, peeing while wearing a ring (or holding a coin) with the Emperor’s face on it was a capital offense…” Zack’s “Underground Education”.

Sad story: today’s uber women now passionless in the age of uber sex

First there was centuries of patriarchal religious and social subjugation of women, then they didn’t have the right to vote or curse in public or spit on the sidewalk and then there’s been all those breast cancer scares and now—this:  “persistently or recurrently deficient (or absent) sexual fantasies and desire for sexual activity” among eliteist women.”

Oh sweet lord. What to do what to do they ask hungrily.

These are women, as a “NY Times Magazine” article spells out,  who want to want…Want to want what? Women who want to want desire. And when do they want to want it? Soon. Very soon.

“At her group therapy sessions for women despairing of low sexual desire, therapist Lori Brotto likes to pass around a plastic tub of raisins. The women, usually six to a group, sit around two pushed-together beige tables in a fluorescently lighted conference room at the British Columbia Center for Sexual Medicine in Vancouver. A little potted tree is jammed randomly in one corner. Ragged holes scar one wall where a painting used to hang. The décor doesn’t speak of sensuality. That is the job of the raisin.”

Raisins? Yes. Pure Genius. This is therapy at it most sublime. Raisins. It’s so simple its beautiful “I’d like you to start by examining your raisin…Study its shape, its contours, its folds. Touch the raisin with a finger. Look into the valleys and peaks, the highlights and dark crevasses. Lift the raisin to your lips.”

Oh sweet lord I just got an erection. And over raisins for chrissakes. But the rasin of course must be intently symbolic (if these girls could just, you know, adaquately visualize the it as symbol). There’s more. Remember, with a rasin you can’t eat just one (which is a line I believe from a potato chip company).

So here they are, a room of passionless women who want to want.  Raisin-as-libido-fruit consciousness raising. Do they get the message? Do they feel now the raisin bursting. Can they feel the love. The self  love. Raisin as symbol? I wonder if the Beatles are playing in the background (if not, it’s a good gooey idea).  I Want to Hold Your Hand…I Saw Her Standing There (although in that song “she was just seventeen if you know what I mean”—and these babes I presume are older).

Here comes more symbolic intent… “ they are instructed… to place the raisins in their mouths, to ‘notice where the tongue is, notice the saliva building up in your mouth [wow it sure is doing it for me]. . . notice the trajectory of the flavor as it bursts forth [oh yeah], the flood of saliva [I'm drooling I'm droolin], how the flavor changes from your body’s chemistry.’ ”

As a guy what guilt I feel.  I just got off with merely reading this raisin part of the therpay and these hungry wanting wives of the elite or women who are the elite are still hungry, groping through the webs of mental sexual dysfunction therapy: “I want to feel horny. I want to want.” They shout it. They cry it out loud: We want to want–Desire.

Raisin therapy is merely the intro. It will not in itself produce the end result of the wanting to want syndrome. Psych doesn’t work that fast. There’s more goodies to come.  We want to feel IT… Alas, the terapist must make an attempt to go beyond raisin babble into that old standbye—yoga:

“She went through her usual yoga poses, but with ‘a cognitive reframe,’…She told herself, ‘over and over like a mantra,’ that she was an especially sexual woman, ‘capable of a high level of desire, a high level of response.’ And, she recalled, “there was a deliberate intent not only to listen to my body even more than I normally would in yoga but also to interpret the signs from my body as signs of my sexual identity. So my breathing was not just breathing…it was breathing because I was highly sexual.”

Beautifully put (it also gave me another erection).

Porn movies follow. They’re boring.

They still want to want. The women still want to want Desire.

As they work through the hierarchy of inner-self sexual self-discovery what is the key to success, the one super electrifying synaptic charge that will unfold the body like a flower? Think shudders, violent uncontrollable shaking; think  with sexual desire like the killer purr of a big cat.

Where are we headed girls? Right here. To a truth, the, er, the simple E=MC2 formula of lust. Here it is—“desire follows arousal.” Get aroused and you got what? Desire. Ladies, write it down quick in your little notebook. And remember, it all started with a rasin. Yes, of course. Arousal. But then again these women could’ve found that out by spitting those rasins out in the early session and going outside and asking  just about anybody on the street: Pardon me a moment please, would you mind telling me what follows arousal? Certainly you poor passionless sexual knave: Desire follows arousal.

The wanting part is really wanting arousal because why? Because arousal will lead to desire. See? It’s downright mathematically logical. And to think it started with raisins.  And so we can assume now at the end of the therapy sessions they found a modicum of arousal technique. The big question is: What comes after desire? Desire requires an object.  Problem is, the object of their aroused desire may not be aroused to desire them in return.

Arousal. Desire. Object. But isn’t there a little pill for all this nowadays you can take with a glass of water, something, say the size of a rasin?

Note: I’m trying not to laugh but did you know theres a book out there called “The Other Side of Desire: Four Journeys Into the Far Realms of Lust and Longing.” Sounds like its from someone who’d write that “NY Times” article linked above.

Question of the day…

Considering it’s been established that Tiger Wood’s wife, Elin Nordegren, who is white and blond (therefore innately endowed with Nazi tendencies), had been responsible for the facial lacerations Woods (who is half black) suffered will she now be charged with a hate crime (or more accurately, a half hate) crime? Legal analysis: Let’s face it,  we can’t have a wild racist white woman running around loose out there attacking a famous black golfer (even if they are married).  No word yet from the Racial Gods of Mount Olympus: Al Zeus Sharpton or Jesse Hercules Jackson. Maybe Obama will suggest a beer summit. Remember the words of Rodney King: Can’t we all get along?

Soon, not too far in the future (er, maybe tomorrow), China will be the dominant economic nation

“China alone accumulated $150bn in reserves in the third quarter, pushing the total to $2.3 trillion. These are colossal sums. China is amassing almost as much each month as the United States ($63bn) has built up in the entire history of the country. True, the US understates the value of its gold, but you get the picture. Something big is going on…” Here.

Batman gets testy, slaps Robin

Scumbag bank gets the smackdown

Judge cancels bailed-out scumbag bank’s mortgage hold on family: bank’s foreclosure effort and threats were ” inequitable, unconscionable, vexatious and opprobrious.”  Read here. Now if he’d only rule this way on scumbag Wall Street.

Hindus slaughter 250,000 animals for Gadhimai (who?)

Hey it’s for a good cause though–Old time Religion. It’s to honor Gadhimai, a Hindu goddess of power.  “As dawn broke, the fair officially opened with the sacrifice of two rats, two pigeons, a pig, a lamb and a rooster in the main temple, to cheers of “Long live Gadhimai” from spectators pushing against each other for a better view…” And later, this must be during the really reverential part, “Frightened calves galloped around in vain as the men, wearing red bandanas and armbands, pursued them and chopped off their heads…hundreds of visitors scrambled up the three-metre walls to catch a glimpse of the carnage…”

A Hindu priest, Chandan Dev Chaudhary, said he was pleased as punch with the festival’s high turnout:. “The goddess needs blood,” he said. “Then that person can make his wishes come true.” Here.

Stampede!!! Here come the Priests

Pathology of political correctness

PC used to be just a cute annoyance and could induce howls of laughter; now it’s getting serious: somehow it’s become the official doctrine of  our big banana republic.

If you’ve been living under the illusion that somehow, somewhere under the piling weight of bizarre detritus the American government was really sane then you would be wrong. Here. And as long as we’re on the subject of bizarre detritus here’s a look at the big picture. Here’s a poll on how the public sees PC influence.

Meanwhile….

“…Meanwhile, the death spiral of the Islamic Republic continues.  There is an epidemic of failed landing gear on airplanes either belonging to, or transporting officers of, the Revolutionary Guards.  The latest was a flight on Monday from Tehran to Mashad that had to return to Tehran and circle the air field for nearly two hours, burning off fuel and waiting for foam to be spread…” Here.

The continuing saga of Youtube commenting…

The big question of course is to what extent do genetics play a role in commenting on Youtube. In other words were some commenters simply born this way, operating from gene inheritance, and have no other recourse? Or has this been taught in the schools? Huh? Or is it severe mind drag from thumb texting eight hours a day? If these people are trolls do they live under bridges?

 

Pseudo science heats up

I’ve never been a steadfast fan of Glenn Beck. Too dramatic for me usually. But when Glenn Beck is good he’s well, good. There’s a lot of stuff he discusses that you won’t see on any other news show. You won’t see it on the suspendered cadaver-looking Larry King Almost Live. Not even Bill O’Reilly dares go where Beck goes. Take, for instance,  the Great Man-Made Global Warming Scam now coming to light:

Barbie: the cute oppressed women’s collection

Barbie’s new cute oppressed women’s collection.

Please note: Burka dolls are not allowed off the shelf without a male family escort (brother, father, uncle…). Each Burka Barbie ships with small  rocks for stoning.

Welcome to Detroit

Detroit, USA, once a symbol of American work ethic and production capability, is still a symbol, but now one of what America is fast becoming: a third world disgrace.

Bob Herbert in a NY Times op ed piece, writes, “…What you’ll see are endless acres of urban ruin, block after block and mile after mile of empty and rotting office buildings, storefronts, hotels, apartment buildings and private homes. It’s a scene of devastation and disintegration that stuns the mind, a major American city that still is home to 900,0000 people but which looks at times like a cross between postwar Berlin and the ruin of an ancient civilization…”

Detroit can’t even afford to bury its dead: “The abandoned corpses, in white body bags with number tags tied to each toe, lie one above the other on steel racks inside a giant freezer in Detroit’s central mortuary, like discarded shoes in the back of a wardrobe…”

Perhaps the all-American city will get a new lease on life from Hollywood. Looks like a perfect place to shoot zombie movies.

 

In the land of yobs and drunks

“Sarah Robinson was just a teenager when World War II broke out. She endured the Blitz, watching for fires during Luftwaffe air raids armed with a bucket of sand… As soon as she turned 18, she joined the Royal Navy to do her bit for the war effort. Hers was a small part in a huge, history-making enterprise, and her contribution epitomises her generation’s sense of service and sacrifice. Nearly 400,000 Britons died. Millions more were scarred by the experience, physically and mentally. But was it worth it? Her answer – and the answer of many of her contemporaries, now in their 80s and 90s – is a resounding No…” Here.

 

Haha hahahah ahhhhahahahah ahhahahahh ahhhhh ahhaaaaa

This guy cracks me up. This gotta be the funniest man in the world. Ahahahahahaha haahah  ahahaaaaahh…This guy should be in the circus in a clown suit; he’d be more entertaining to the crowd than a couple of trapease artists falling to their deaths. Here he is again from a previous post.

Videos I’d like to see on Youtube (I admit I’m immature)

• Somebody walking into a corporate bank and vomiting on the manager.
• Secret grainy footage of David Letterman licking a “bikini pic” of Sarah Palin in his private quarters at CBS studio.
• A 200 lb Chimp chewing off the face of the chairman of the Federal Reserve (wait a minute, I take that back; that is too gross).
• Taliban men being stoned to death by nude women.
• A Somali pirate with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
• The Queen of England mud wrestling Xena the Warrior Princess (I know this is incredibly sick but I’m sorry, this is my ultimate Youtube video fantasy)

The continuing saga of the new South Africa

“…she remained unidentified, a young blonde woman aged in her late teens or early twenties. From what remains of her clothes she seems to have been smart and well groomed, she had manicured nails and coloured highlights in her hair, she apparently cared about her appearance, and was probably pretty…She was found on Monday on a road side in the Vaal Rand, not far from from Johannesburg. She had no identification, her body had been set alight and she was burnt beyond recognition. Early post mortem results suggest she may well have been alive when first set on fire, and who knows what horrors she lived through before that final agony.” Here.

Goings on (headlines can be a fun reading experience, no matter what the horrendous vile stomach-churning grotesque vomit-inducing subject matter)

• Church of Scientology being investigated for torture. What’s it trying to do–emulate Islam? What can we expect in the future–videos of  Scientologist Tom Crusise beheading unbelievers?
• Don’t you hate being in a bar with someone that trows darts at the patrons and then deficates in the parking lot where people have to walk to get to their cars? Here.
• World’s most expensive symbolic middle finger gesture siphons off  a quarter mil from gross profits but receives flying finger of shame award.
• Illegal aliens now arriving in suitcases. Hey it’s no more crowded than fifty in a car trunk. Here.
• Only in Sweden: Jesus Christ arrested for driving without a license. Here if you don’t believe me.
• “You wait years for The Beatles to be available in MP3 and then two come at once. First we had the BlueBeat Beatles, in which the band’s performances were recreated using ‘psycho acoustic simulation’, and now we have The Parallel Universe Beatles…” At least their back. Here.
• 10-year old girl refuses to take shower at home. Police taser her. But is this really the best way to get a clean kid?  Here and here.
• The Hulkster does the blade trick for posterity. Here.
• Lawyers make the laws then suckle the cream. Here.
• Third World Mexico sending money to Third World America.  “Unemployment has hit migrant communities in the United States so hard that a startling new phenomenon has been detected: instead of receiving remittances from relatives in the richest country on earth…” Had to happen sooner or later. Here.
• Radical Muslim cleric born in New Mexico inspires terror. Did you say New Mexico? Yes. Our New Mexico in the US of A? That’s right, you heard right, right here in the US of A. Here.
• The horrendous horrible horror of sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner with family members you detest and hatefully hate to the nth degree of n. Here.
• Liberals bring it on with Palin again: say her fashion still reeks of “Fashiongate”. If you’ll recall from the campaign, Palin Fashiongate is far far worse than Watergate or any Gate known to modern man. Here.
• “…Annabel became an escort three years ago, in between working full time as a session musician. I meet her in the lobby bar of a plush hotel in Mayfair, Central London. Blonde, slim and pretty, she looks not unlike Dr Brooke Magnanti, the Bristol research scientist who recently outed herself as the call girl Belle de Jour…” Here.
• Females are fickle by nature?  “Women are unpredictable by nature. A study has concluded that males are much more consistent in their personalities than females are. The trend applies across the animal kingdom, from humans to birds, according to the review of 35 years of research…” Jesus Christ God Almighty God, female birds too? Are you jiving me, bro, are you serious?  Here.
• On the Jewish version of the Taliban: “They are 100% kosher. Yet, over the years, they have been called and often treated by ultra-Orthodox Jews as if they were ‘Nazis, pigs, destroyers, witches, satanic, fools, feminists, and enemy politicals.’ ” Here.
• Helskini’s pool time disrupted by hairy masturbating immigrants. Here.

Idiots abound…

Al Gore proves he can’t measure up to the myth. At one point Mr Gore confuses the temperature of the sun’s core (millions of degrees) with the Earth’s core temp, which is about I think maybe 5000 degrees C (something like that), which would be about the temp of the Sun’s surface.

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Now to be fair and balanced this doodler (perhaps doofus would be a better word) REALLY SCARES  ME, MAMA. (BTW, listen to what I guess is the guy’s hick wife in the background, or maybe it’s his talking dog.)

Nope, I’m afraid it never works out…

From Wikipedia entry on forties movie legend Rita Hayworth:

Quoth the Wiki– In 1948 she [Rita] left her film career to marry Prince Aly Khan, a son of Sultan Mahommed Shah, Aga Khan III, the leader of the Ismaili sect of Shia Islam. They were married on May 27, 1949…

In 1951, while still married to her, he [Aly Khan] was spotted dancing with Joan Fontaine in the nightclub where they met. She responded by issuing him an ultimatum and threatening to divorce him in Reno, Nevada. In early May she moved to Nevada to establish legal residence to qualify for a divorce. She holed up in Lake Tahoe with her daughter despite a threat to kidnap her child. When she filed to divorce Khan on September 2, 1951, she did so on the grounds of “extreme cruelty, entirely mental in nature.”

Hayworth once said she might become a Muslim like her husband. During the custody fight over their daughter Yasmin, Prince Khan said he wanted her raised as a Muslim; whereas Hayworth said she intended to raise her in the Christian faith. In fact, Hayworth turned down a $1,000,000 offer if she’d raise Yasmin as a Muslim from age seven and allow her to go to Europe for two or three months each year.

“Nothing will make me give up Yasmin’s chance to live here in America among our precious freedoms and habits,” declared Hayworth. “While I respect the Muslim faith and all other faiths it is my earnest wish that my daughter be raised as a normal, healthy American girl in the Christian faith. There isn’t any amount of money in the entire world for which it is worth sacrificing this child’s privilege of living as a normal Christian girl here in the United States. There just isn’t anything else in the world that can compare with her sacred chance to do that. And I’m going to give it to Yasmin regardless of what it costs.”

I don’t know, maybe I’m  just a sexist but can you imagine this beautfiful vibrant woman hiding under a burka?

“The Pinchurian Candidate”

Driscoll’s Youtube channel and website.

The Island woman turning Fidel’s beard pure white

Yoani Sanchez is a Cuban blogger in Cuba who–and here’s why she’s such a thorn–uses words and phrases without government supervision! How’s that for thorny, huh?

“…Several years ago, the beginning of the “Energy Revolution” was proclaimed. The official media announced the immediate distribution of pressure cookers that, despite requiring electricity, would reduce the national consumption of petroleum. State industry began to produce the necessary rubber gaskets for the lids which, until then, were made solely by private producers and sold in informal markets at abusive prices. With the meticulous precision of a military operation, dozens of trucks took to the streets to distribute the new equipment. “Buy now, pay later” was the slogan, which didn’t manage to silence the skeptics who asked how we were going to get, without great difficulty, the food to put in the new technology…”   From Sanchez’s blog.

In bearded Cuba even kitchen talk can be, officially speaking, a traitorous act.  Unfortunately, though, probably most people in Cuba–and I think we can safely assume this as fact–do not have ready access to the internet portal. However, Miss Sanchez does keep the rest of the world informed.

America the fraidy cat

There’s nothing like the foreign press for a bit of new perspective:

“There’s a climate of fear in the US among the military, law-enforcers, policy-makers, the media, opinion-formers and many ordinary citizens. A major cause is the intimidating Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), which is dedicated to Muslim empowerment, receives substantial funding from Arab governments and has been accused by federal prosecutors of funnelling money to Hamas. So effective and ruthless is CAIR that anyone in authority worries before doing anything that can be misrepresented as anti-Muslim and lead to lawsuits citing religious or racial discrimination. There were plenty of people who might have prevented the psychiatrist Major Nidal Malik Hasan from murdering 12 soldiers and a policeman, but were too scared to do so. FBI operatives, for instance, knew he was exchanging chummy emails with the al Qaeda supporter Anwar al Awlaki, who had been an imam at a Virginia mosque which Hasan attended and who fled to the Yemen after 9/11 because the FBI were investigating his close links with two of the hijackers…” From here.

Lost in translation?

Obama talked to Chinese students about the need for an internet free of censorship. Yeah, go Obama. But yet you’d think he’d set a better example at home. His administration has been threatening direct control of the internet and indirect control with a kind of, well I guess what you”d call an l/O version of the  fairness doctrine.  His lust for media control has been steadily widening. He and his hatchet-people have been vigoriously denouncing Talk Radio pundits and the one network news channel, Fox,  that hasn’t parroted his positions (wish Fox had done that when Bush was in though). Even today his Maoist-MotherTeresist  Anita Dunn crony–even as she leaves the building– has been raging agaisnt Glenn Beck and friends again.

New rules…

Why we should leave Afghanistan even before the next goat bleats. These are some of the official  New rules for troop operations in Afghanistan.

• No night or surprise searches.

• Villagers have to be warned prior to searches.

• ANA or ANP must accompany U.S. units on searches.

• U.S. soldiers may not fire at the enemy unless the enemy is preparing to fire first.

• U.S. forces cannot engage the enemy if civilians are present.

• Only women can search women.

• Troops can fire at an insurgent if they catch him placing an IED but not if insurgents are walking away from an area where explosives have been laid.

Being in Afghanistan, I think it’s obvious, has nothing to do with stopping terrorism in the U.S. Stopping the threat of terror here is very easy. All we have to do is stop importing these fanatics (and yes, mulims in general), something we should’ve done long before 9/11. Curtail our bizarre immigration and Visa policies and, presto, we’ve curtailed probably ninety-five percent of the threats. For the reamining homegrown variety of terrorists let’s modernize our FBI’s computer systems; let’s replace those Altairs and Commodore 64s with some big boy equipemnt. That way when agents call up a list of bad guys they won’t have to sweat their machines crashing after uploading a 48k file.

Let’s stop illegal border crossings; the southern border fence is in stall mode; when it does move it moves at the pace of Model T negotiating the Autobahn. Meanwhile of course jumpers are running across the gaps and vast evnviornmentalist openings in the existing fence. They come in at about twenty mph on their top of the line Made-in-China Nike’s.

Let’s stop treating the grotesque gender-apartheid, death-to-infidels Sharia law advocates as imperial cultural ambassadors.

As the song goes so goes the European Union: Back in the USSR

“…As recently as 2006, a most eloquent and insightful warning against the EU and the Lisbon Treaty’s precursor, the ill-fated “constitution”, was given by former Soviet dissident Vladimir Bukovsky. Traumatized by the experience of living in the Soviet Union, Bukovsky noted the deeply disturbing similarities between the old Soviet Union and the blueprints for the EU super state. The European Commission, he noted, was the exact equivalent of the old Soviet Politbureau, in terms of the secretive way power was exercised, the recruitment and personalities of its members and the scope and reach of its decisions. The “European Parliament” today (and under the terms of the Lisbon Treaty) is a mere rubber stamp institution, just like the “Supreme Soviet” of the old USSR…” Here.

“Casualties of Diversity”

Hot off Twitter: Col Gaddafi tweets

Gaddafi tweets.

Tweet 1: Need 500 beautiful big-breasted (but no cleavage) Italian women at my villa tonight…

Tweet 2: “Oh, more on the villa thing: we want pleasing girls between 18 and 35 years of age, at least one metre 70 high.

Tweet 3: Girls, you will receive pleasing Libyan gift–a free koran!!!!…PLUS–my very own Green Book on the Libyan Revolution PLUS a pamphlet entitled How to be a Muslim…FREE!!!

Tweet 4: I will show you the way with Islam: Islam loves women…

Tweet 5: That person crucified on the cross had been “a look-alike” who was substituted for the real Jesus.

Tweet 6: In the West women are used as men’s furniture…

Tweet 7: Long live those most famous great Libyans–The Three Stooges. Nyuk nyuk nyuk…

Third worldism grips a Paris street

If you’ve ever dared extrapolate–when you’re not fearing that someone’s reading your politically incorrect thoughts– the effect of third world immigration into America you’ve probably arrived at a pretty fair view of what the future may look like. It may in fact resemble this Paris street. Here we see third worlders closing down sidewalks and parts of the streets so they have plenty of room to practice their third world 8th century rituals. Not a pretty site. Blame the European Union for this kind of debacle.

Related: In some sections of multicultural Britain Muslim gangs control the streets.

Leftist journalism reaches max state on Palin book; material creates brain drain on its staff

Seems a lot of Lib minds are at work on Palin’s book. The collective consensus? Well, for one, did she ever stay in a fat cat type hotel ( which would be elitist), the kind, say where Lib journalists stay? Could be; official Lib investigation coming in as we speak… However, there are certain questions not being develed into in this hot investigative journlism. A lot of us want to know if she was wearing, oh say expensive pantyhose while on the campaign and if so did the GOP have to foot the bill? OK. Latest  now from the Newsreal blog post: “No word on whether or not Palin ate the mint on her pillow [at the fat cat hotel]. Was it dark chocolate? Is that question “racist”? I await Media Matters’ verdict. Assuming they have enough staffers on hand to deliver it.”

Cool auto-tuned news

And what is auto tuning you ask? Check it out with Weird Al.

New entries for the thesaurus of racism

Leftists make new entries to the ever-increasing synonyms of the word racist, part of the huge Orwellian thesaurus that has been in progress for probably over forty years. Write these down:  ‘blue collar,’  ‘working class,’  ‘mainstream,’  ’small town,’  ‘hockey mom,’  ‘Joe the plumber, ‘unknown, ‘untested,’  ’stranger,’  ’symbolic candidate,’  ‘alien,’  ‘wildcard,’  ‘elitist.”   Here.

Is it just me or does Donald Trump sound like an idiot?

Voice of The Donald: Looking for hot Miss USA chicks. “You are beautifull, you are beautiful”; Relax, Mr The Donald, life isn’t one big Barbie Doll; and stop stalking those girls….  Story here.

Glory unto the world–there is a God after all…

Federal authorities seizing four mosques and a N.Y. building owned by muslim groups under the control of Iran. I swear to God, I read that this morning and became so excited I got an erection.

More on multicultural deceit

Though this particular article relates to the grotesque situation unfoldin gin Britain, it obviously applies here in the States as well, it’s the same mask of deceit:”…The Daily Mail of 25 October reported that Straw and Tony Blair “dishonestly” concealed a plan to allow more immigrants and make Britain more multicultural because they feared a public backlash if it was made public, a former Labour adviser said. The Government opened up UK borders partly to humiliate right-wing opponents of immigration. Andrew Neather, who worked for Mr Straw when he was Home Secretary, and as a speech writer for Mr Blair, claimed a secret Government report in 2000 called for mass immigration to change Britain’s cultural make-up forever. John Cruddas MP once stated that they would beat the BNP by demography…” This post is from here.

A bad Veterans’ Day for at least one Arab-American

“I wanted to show that Arab Americans are patriotic people, that Arab Americans are proud to be members of this country,” Hakki said. “I wanted to dispel some of the stereotypes.” Hakki was born in Pennsylvania. His parents immigrated from Syria. He was deployed to Iraq twice. At the Fort Hood military base, an Arab American named Nidal Malik Hasan stands accused of killing 13 people and wounding 29 last week, reportedly shouting “Allahu Akbar” in the process. “It’s like someone taking everything you’ve worked for and ruining it,” said Hakki, who spent most of Veterans Day in his parents’ house in Washington, D.C., sitting around in thermal underwear and a T-shirt, avoiding the news and the rain. “It’s just upsetting because as a veteran I should be sitting around feeling good about myself, and yet I feel like a story like this just ruins Veterans Day,” he said. “My whole life has been the War on Terror. I tried to be the antithesis of this person.” Here.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Empire, we present a true hero…

…A man endowed with not only the physical strength to hold up a uniform covered with a million medals and golden braids and ribbons (not to mention a silly hat) but a man who has exhibited intense moral fortitude by burning millions of tons of fossil fuel traveling the world warning us of the dangers of burning millions of tons of fossil fuel. Ladies and gentlemen, we present the Grand Wizard, Lord Snozalla, master and Ruler of Silly Hats–yes yes we present Lord Charles, Prince of the World…………

Read more about the Great Global Warming Man Himself here in a past (and very popular) post.

Update: Hey, I’m sorry, those aren’t medals as I stated earlier; those are merit badges, six in all I believe:

The 1st (L toR) is for Expertise above and beyond the call of duty for changing the Royal Mothers diapers each night. The 2nd is for Steadfast Devotion to choosing the Castle’s Royal toilet paper design on a daily basis. The 3rd is for Command Performance for wiping the Queen’s Royal Arse whenever called upon for this most officious duty. The 4th is for Meritorious Service in arranging the Palace maids’ panties all in a neat row for Royal inspection. The 5th is for Special Duress Control for not wearing his wife’s undies under his uniforms. And the 6th is for Most Extraordinary Fornication with the late Princess Di’s portrait.

Is there something to be said for superficiality?

Note: If you’re planing to sign up you must first submit a photo. Easy enough but just keep in mind that four out of five are rejected. To give you a guideline of where you might stand, the two people below were roundly rejected:

DISGRACED REJECTS (true story)

Hahahahaha…ah…hahahahahahaha…ahhh…hahahahah…………..

Another couple of offerings from the Nanny state patrol reach MAD Magazine status (congratulations):

1–Police officers given 93-page full-colour guide on how to ride a bicycle, “which comes in two volumes and cost thousands of pounds to produce, gives advice on how to balance so officers do not fall off. The book, titled the ‘Police Cycle Training Doctrine’, also covers key skills such as how to brake, turn and avoid the kerb. Officers were told to eat and drink because they will get hungry and to wear padded shorts to protect their bottoms. It also warned officers not to arrest suspects while in the saddle, or, in their words, ‘engaged with the cycle’.” Here.

2–Beware: Scooby Doo (yes, our own Scooby Doo) now considered a grave threat to society. Here.

“Offensive play”

Malcolm Gladwell (“Blink”) asks how much difference is there between football and other violent sports and dogfighting. Here’s the part of the dogfighting description (just so we know what the context is):

“In a dogfight, whenever one of the dogs ‘turns’—makes a submissive gesture with its head—the two animals are separated and taken back to their corners. Each dog, in alternation, then ’scratches’—is released to charge at its opponent. After that first break, it is Snow’s turn to scratch. She races toward Black: Snow goes straight for the throat and grabs hold with her razor-sharp teeth….blood flows from Black’s throat…Black manages to continue fighting back. They are relentless, each battling the other and neither willing to accept defeat. This fighting continues for an hour…It is Black’s turn to scratch and she is severely wounded. Black manages to crawl across the pit to meet her opponent. Snow attacks Black and she is too weak to fight back…” from a Malcolm Gladwell article in the “New Yorker.”

A couple of half-baked thoughts…

Remember, half-baked is at least a step up from raw.

*With all the roundabout sympathy the Liberal media are showing the Fort Hood jihad shooter I wonder if, when he’s out of the hospital, he’ll be invited to the White House for a beer summit? Just a thought.

*A charge of racism can and in fact often is predicated on just about anything. All one has to do is take an utterance (calling for lower taxes, opposing to excess immigration, saying to a black president you lie, etc–you know the routine), then shifting the context to something expedient, as when Jesse Jackson accused certain senators of nazism because they were calling for reducing the tax burden or when a certain black politician called an astronomer racist for talking about a black hole. So maybe we should look back at what racism really has been: Here (caution, contains a slideshow of graphic content).

*Last word on Fort Hood: FLASH: powers that be have it all sewn up…The multiculturalists will now spread their splash of diversity-at-all-costs rhetoric over this pussoozing wound like a warm cozy blanket. There, isn’t that lovely, they will say as soothingly, as softly as a whisper in the ear.

Diversity in the army

Religious diversity proponents: please stop passing out the Kool Aid.

Homeland Security on the job…

After this latest Muslim terrorist act at Fort Hood a lot of people are asking: where was Homeland Security when this guy was boasting on the internet about his radical agenda sympathies. Well we know where HS was, silly, they were doing anal cavity searches of little old ladies at the airports. And the FBI? Well, let’s face it, these guys are still using Commodore 64 computers, and most of them are probably playing Pac Man. Military Intelligence? Like Geroge Carlin used to say, that’s an oxymoron.

Comparative lit…

Now be true to yourself,  you high and mighty literary person,  and make a decision: which of James Joyce’s writings would you wish to spend time with on a desert island (provided that was your only choice)?

“Finnegan’s Wake“?

“Sir Tristram, violer d’amores, fr’over the short sea, had passen- core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer’s rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County’s gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all’s fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa’s malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface… “

OR, as I suspect (ah ha ha ha, your literary airs will do no good here), a volume of Joyce’s crude love letters?

“My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or to fling you down under me on that soft belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a dog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, gloying in the open shame of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair.”

Note: The excerpted letter above is from a book by R. Zacks, “An Underground Education.”  (The original volume of Joyce’s letters is out of print but is available in some libraries.)

Telling it like it is (no, not really)

Worst sentence of all time? Could be. It’s from Professor Butler’s “Further Reflections on the Conversations of Our Time,” from the journal Diacritics (1997):

“The move from a structuralist account in which capital is understood to structure social relations in relatively homologous ways to a view of hegemony in which power relations are subject to repetition, convergence, and rearticulation brought the question of temporality into the thinking of structure, and marked a shift from a form of Althusserian theory that takes structural totalities as theoretical objects to one in which the insights into the contingent possibility of structure inaugurate a renewed conception of hegemony as bound up with the contingent sites and strategies of the rearticulation of power.”

Here’s some analysis.

The switch

One reason I switched from Google for home pages on my computers to Bing. Sometimes you just gotta stom the gates and bring on the revolution…Right, man? Yeah, right on, man. Power to the people searchers.

Stockholm syndrome: it’s baaaaacccck

“… Being intimidated by Islam (or by anything, for that matter) actually causes some of us to mysteriously grow sympathetic toward it, to defend it, to side with it, even to convert to it. This unconscious shift in attitude, in response to fear of being hurt, is called the Stockholm syndrome, named after the 1973 Swedish bank robbery during which the four terrorized hostages sided with their criminal captors while disparaging the police risking their lives trying to save them…” Here.

I fully understand what is being said here in the above quote, but nevertheless the real foundation for inducing Stockholm Syndrome (fear manifested as appeasement) comes not so much from Muslim power itself  but from the grotesque multicultural states that protect their radical agenda. Muslims coming to the West have not come as ferocious conquerers on horeseback with raised sabers shouting God is Great! but as wards of the state. Muslims would love to ride in with a grand Islamic army, but they don’t have the power. Did you know that some two-thirds of Britain’s hate-preaching  imams are on state welfare? The radical Muslim goal is to institute Sharia law in the lands they inhabit, but it is the host state that allows this.  Don’t you think radicals get a real feeling of empowerment  and worth when, for example in Fort Hood, after one of their own kills and wounds dozens of soldiers in the name of Allah and is treated in effect as the real victim? 

An old quote even more relevant today

“Modern liberalism, for most liberals, is not a consciously understood set of rational beliefs but a bundle of unexamined prejudices and conjoined sentiments. The basic ideas and beliefs seem more satisfactory when they are not made fully explicit, when they merely lurk rather obscurely in the background, coloring the rhetoric and adding a certain emotive glow.” –James Burnham, Suicide of the West (1964)  [excerpt]. Though Burnham’s “Suicide of the West”, which I read about ten or more years ago,  ruminated against communism it is perhaps even more relevant today.

The diversity monster

“…I was stationed at Ft. Hood and the shootings happened a couple blocks from where I used to live. The cop who brought him down had to be a woman, didn’t it? I love that detail: its like liberalism rolled what D&D geeks call a “saving throw”. Regrettably, Im afraid the case against diversity will get no easier even as the problems become more acute: indeed, the deeper its claws sink into our vital national institutions, the harder it gets to argue for their extraction, as both the heroes and the villians of every drama will be of the socially favored backgrounds. We’re doomed…” Here.

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You will foooolow zee Prime Directive.

“Pointing towards Brazil…”

“…But is America actually a “center-right nation,” as so many people tell me it is? Who knows? Who cares? What’s important is that the Constitution has been rendered irrelevant, every citizen is burdened with tens of trillions in debt and liabilities, our cultural and artistic productions are vulgar and risible to the extreme, a quarter of the population is obese, and national demographics are pointing towards Brazil, if not something worse…” Here.

Can you be afraid to drink the water but still love Mexico?

Yes, absolutely:

“Viva Mexico! Never mind the H1N1 or La Familia Michoacana. There’s more to Mexico than swine flu and drug trafficking, though I never realized it until I traveled to Mexico City for my cousin’s wedding last weekend. Obviously it is hard to ignore the poverty and corruption, especially when cops jack your wallet on the way down to Baja…For one reason or another, Mexican culture has long been in my psyche. Like any good American, I’ve eaten a taco and have a story to tell about the time I drank too much tequila. Actually, I have more than one story. I love tequila. It turns me into a loud mouth vandal. But my previous experiences in Cancun, Acapulco, and Tijuana only confirmed my image of a half-baked nation of paupers without enough salt in their baby food. After 10 years in California, I can say many Mexicans are gentle, humble, and hardworking.  But hell, what’s wrong with their country? So many of them are risking their lives to cross the border. Could it have something to do with the fact that every time you brush your teeth you’re glued to the can for 48 hours?” Here.