In 2008…muftis in Malaysia banned yoga for Muslims. They believed that the Hindu elements of a standard 60-minute yoga class could “destroy the faith of Muslims.”–from Random History

The great duck shoot

Posted: July 20, 2014 in Air Travel

It’s unclear who shot down that plane near Russia (rebels, Russia, the CIA in conjunction with the Ukrainian govt?) but remember that time The Grand Banana Republic shot down an IranAir jet killing 300? If you don’t here’s a reminder. Oh, and I’m sure you all remember Flight 800 over Long Island, taken out by U.S missiles (it was one of the most egregious coverups in history, except of course for all those other egregious coverups).

Duck and cover?

Posted: July 17, 2014 in Uncategorized

Evidently The Grand Banana Republic wants the cold war back in place. So don’t be surprised if the old Duck and Cover vids make a comeback.Check out this one: Here.

What exactly is anal jihad?

Posted: July 11, 2014 in Uncategorized

Well, as explained by cleric Mazhar Shahin , it’s about just what the name says. Anal jihad.

Some lucky “yanks”

Posted: June 18, 2014 in Uncategorized

Rich mainland Chinese guy going to buy lunch for about a thousand poor Grand Banana Republic citizens, plus he’s going to give each $300. This is better than a care package. Pssssst, how ’bout stopping at my house first. Here.

Give me (yada yada yada…)

Posted: June 18, 2014 in Uncategorized

New cry of the electorate: Give me Liberty or–give me something else. Well, it looks like we’re getting something else.

Heres what I’m trying to figure out. At what point did this country inherit the insanity gene (characterized now in its full-blown state as sado-mas on steroids)? And where did we inherit it from (so we can warn others, even though the others, of course,  are now only a handful)?